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confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

agendr:

nurato:

Not all men are

as straight as me. Im so heterosexual that i cant go 10 minutes without looking at a séxy lady or else i’ll pass out! Whenever i look a man in the eye on accident i make the sign of the cross over my chest and whisper “no homo.” Boy do i love sports and and hot women. My girlfriend ditched me because i cant stand within 5 feet of another man. I am so alone

sextective:

I missed the train..

sextective:

I missed the train..

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

sixpenceee:

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

georgiaokweeffe:

Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you

thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

I’m waiting for my kid by the playground to get out of school…

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

And he just ran by with plastic Cap shield screaming, “Take down Hydra!” with about eight other kids chasing him. 

Omg, he just skidded to a halt and back tracked and said, “Hey mom!” And he plucked one little girl from the cluster of boys and said, “This is Black Widow!”

That was so Steve Rogers it hurt. 

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