FOOM
THEMES
Shelby, 15, U.S.

To find answered asks go to salt-221b-and-the-tardis.tumblr.com/tagged/asks

cursor by
thetremblingofmyhand
Hi
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
KANSAS
KAZ 2Y5

tieme-takeme:

If you think tattoos and piercings are awesome but you think women who get breast implants are fickle and trashy, you need to sit the fuck down and take a long hard look at yourself

john: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sherlock: :)))))))))))
jarshie:

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

don’t forget to enslave the few who survive

jarshie:

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

don’t forget to enslave the few who survive

omgbuglen:

godotal:

Anatomy of Cartoon Characters - by Michael Paulus

That is awesome, disturbing, and awesome again.

kennyvee:

kjuw89:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

image

"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

image

"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

image

"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

bangjensen:

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN

bangjensen:

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN

@simonpegg: Whenever I see a grown man wearing Crocs, I always wonder exactly when it was they gave up on life.

pmon3y69:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

Basil and bananas are a horrible combo. Smoothie game 2/10

pmon3y69:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

Basil and bananas are a horrible combo. Smoothie game 2/10

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon